Top 10 Reasons to date a geek girl.
This is hilarious.. read on... ;-)
10. She has traumatic memories from her K-12 education, or rather, the social interactions from her years before college. Your irrational fear of public bathrooms is not so irrational to her.
9. She’s smart, maybe even smarter than you. When she sees the string of acronyms after your name in your sig file, she gets excited. Conversely, she’ll taunt you when her string is longer.
8. She won’t look at you like you have two heads when you complain about bandwidth, when you scream at your computer, when you’ve taken apart your Xbox, when you start sewing a costume to wear at GenCon…
7. She understands your nutritional needs. She bakes cookies and orders pizza for D&D nights. When you’re playing WoW, she’ll cut your dinner into bite-sized pieces so you can eat and heal the main tank simultaneously.
6. If she doesn’t share your obsession with Star Wars, she at least understands it. The idea of a room wallpapered with figurines intrigues her and she’ll pick up a lightsaber to battle you to determine who takes out the garbage.
5. Geek girls come in all shapes and sizes from pixie to Willendorf goddess. Their hair is spikey, bobbed, down to their waist, or in braids. They are not slaves to fashion, but march to the beat of their own drummer, even if that drummer demands they wear shirts with jokes about counting in binary.
4. She’ll love you for your smarts, and if those smarts net you a lot of cash, that’s just the icing on the cake. (Everyone knows a really good cake doesn’t need icing!) Her intentions are to find a life-mate, not a lifeline. Besides, she’s smart enough to make her own fortune.
3. She loves to learn about anything and everything, so life and love are never vanilla. Nuff said?
2. Her friends are other geek girls, who you can set up with your geek friends. Not only will you be a hero, all those geeks would make a great WoW guild or D&D group!
1. If you’re a geek guy, she’ll trust you. If you’re a regular guy, she has eyes and ears everywhere and when she dumps you, you’ll know why. You won’t be sure of how she figured it out, but if I told you, she wouldn’t be able to do it again. ;-)
10. She has traumatic memories from her K-12 education, or rather, the social interactions from her years before college. Your irrational fear of public bathrooms is not so irrational to her.
9. She’s smart, maybe even smarter than you. When she sees the string of acronyms after your name in your sig file, she gets excited. Conversely, she’ll taunt you when her string is longer.
8. She won’t look at you like you have two heads when you complain about bandwidth, when you scream at your computer, when you’ve taken apart your Xbox, when you start sewing a costume to wear at GenCon…
7. She understands your nutritional needs. She bakes cookies and orders pizza for D&D nights. When you’re playing WoW, she’ll cut your dinner into bite-sized pieces so you can eat and heal the main tank simultaneously.
6. If she doesn’t share your obsession with Star Wars, she at least understands it. The idea of a room wallpapered with figurines intrigues her and she’ll pick up a lightsaber to battle you to determine who takes out the garbage.
5. Geek girls come in all shapes and sizes from pixie to Willendorf goddess. Their hair is spikey, bobbed, down to their waist, or in braids. They are not slaves to fashion, but march to the beat of their own drummer, even if that drummer demands they wear shirts with jokes about counting in binary.
4. She’ll love you for your smarts, and if those smarts net you a lot of cash, that’s just the icing on the cake. (Everyone knows a really good cake doesn’t need icing!) Her intentions are to find a life-mate, not a lifeline. Besides, she’s smart enough to make her own fortune.
3. She loves to learn about anything and everything, so life and love are never vanilla. Nuff said?
2. Her friends are other geek girls, who you can set up with your geek friends. Not only will you be a hero, all those geeks would make a great WoW guild or D&D group!
1. If you’re a geek guy, she’ll trust you. If you’re a regular guy, she has eyes and ears everywhere and when she dumps you, you’ll know why. You won’t be sure of how she figured it out, but if I told you, she wouldn’t be able to do it again. ;-)
Woh ho! Great thoughts there..
ReplyDeleteOne of the most "fun-to-red" post of times...
#2: LOL!!!
#3: totally true!
#5: //not fashion slave
Completely agree!
#10: yep! act as weird as you can but you can't challenge her tolerance b'coz she has learnt enough from IE, WinExplorer..n all...
Since when did you turn Lesbian?!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused... }:^P
Okay, no, I must be getting it wrong somewhere, either you are a lesbian who is revealing your fascination for Geek girls, OR You are the geek girl! *Bulb glows in head* :O
:D
@Sach
ReplyDelete:D Yo, for the first time, here's a list of 10 facts which any geek girl would be proud to admit.. without arguments. LOL ;)
Thanks for the comment.
@Alok
OMG OMG OMG OMG :O
Yes you've got it All WRONG! ALL WRONG! Me is as straight as you are (ehem..if you are! ;))
First of all, thank me cuz I've given some tips for guys like you to get hold of their Dream Girls!(LOL)
Secondly, some days back I'd an argument with a friend over 'WHO IS BETTER? GEEK GIRLS OR FASHION SLAVES' I've come out with reasons I bet can make any Fashion freak go green! :D :D What say?
I knew u where not straight all way along..ne ways thanks for proving me rite huahuahua
ReplyDeletene ways
Geek girls come in all shapes and sizes from pixie to Willendorf goddess ROFL ROFL this is nice
WASTE...
ReplyDeleteTRUST ME U GONNA GET GOOD KICKS FROM ME. tu rukh gaya tu! KK
I'm completely in agreement. But guess what it's so tough to find a geek gal, leave alone dating her!!
ReplyDeletehmmmm ... actually... hmmm ...
ReplyDeleteso dating a geeky?
good idea!!
What you doing lady this weekend? :D
@Mahul
ReplyDeleteSorry^infiniti for the late reply!
Yeh It's definitely HARD to find a geek gurl amongst the plastics!
Still keep ya eyes open...!
@Omi,
Sorry^infiniti for the late reply!
Nope!! me not dating anyone and NEITHER do I intend to :P
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