Thoughts of the Worm

I held a crystal in my hand, So perfect and sparklingly clear... With a sweep of a hand Broken, shattered into pieces... I held a diamond in my hand, A perfect cut, So beautiful... In an instant, snatched away... I held a rose in my hand, With petals so delicate and fragrance so sweet... Days passed, its petals turned brown One by one, they fell to the ground... Life is consistently inconsistent, Nothing definite... With a snap of a finger, everything stops In a blink of an eye, everything's gone Credits: Mdk

This is hilarious.. read on... ;-) 10. She has traumatic memories from her K-12 education, or rather, the social interactions from her years before college. Your irrational fear of public bathrooms is not so irrational to her. 9. She’s smart, maybe even smarter than you. When she sees the string of acronyms after your name in your sig file, she gets excited. Conversely, she’ll taunt you when her string is longer. 8. She won’t look at you like you have two heads when you complain about bandwidth, when you scream at your computer, when you’ve taken apart your Xbox, when you start sewing a costume to wear at GenCon… 7. She understands your nutritional needs. She bakes cookies and orders pizza for D&D nights. When you’re playing WoW, she’ll cut your dinner into bite-sized pieces so you can eat and heal the main tank simultaneously. 6. If she doesn’t share your obsession with Star Wars, she at least understands it. The idea of a room wallpapered with figurines intrigues her and she’ll p...