Never Lie to HER
Aah! this post for all the guys out there who would need a little help... or say a board with a sign "beware". You may kill, spill, ditch, sleep all day, watch cricket 365 days a year, never take a bath, spike your hair, use the loo for reading, wear pink t-shirts, convert your room into a trash or do just about anything thats not human... but never ever LIE to a woman for you are bound to be caught. What's worse? She wouldn't even be present to tell you how she caught you. "HOW" is a very sacred word. It's a natural gift we are born with. wait a minute.. am not a feminist okay. Just helping GOD spread the word. Read further.. I found this piece while surfing... A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a ...