Never Lie to HER

Aah! this post for all the guys out there who would need a little help... or say a board with a sign "beware". You may kill, spill, ditch, sleep all day, watch cricket 365 days a year, never take a bath, spike your hair, use the loo for reading, wear pink t-shirts, convert your room into a trash or do just about anything thats not human... but never ever LIE to a woman for you are bound to be caught. What's worse? She wouldn't even be present to tell you how she caught you. "HOW" is a very sacred word. It's a natural gift we are born with. wait a minute.. am not a feminist okay. Just helping GOD spread the word. Read further.. I found this piece while surfing...

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

For guys who have been through this... My Sympathy!

For guys who are going through this... May GOD protect you. Amen.