Kiddie Sayings!
Sometimes kids in their innocence say things that are hilarious. Here's an assortment of selected 'quotations' from kids.
Conversation overheard at a zoo in Tasmania, where a young kid was looking at a wombat:
Kid: "Look Dad, dog!"
Dad: "No, not a dog. Remember, we talked about what this is?
Kid: (thinks) "Dog!"
Dad: "Noooo. It starts with a 'w'."
Kid: "W......w......w......wdog!"
In a preschool class, two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day the teacher heard one calling the other "Allison." Since there wasn't a single Disney character named Allison, the teacher asked the little girl who she was today. She replied, "Allison Wonderland."
In a party a few weeks ago, a really good friend of a family had brought some cousins, about 7 and 5 years old. The older one looked up at a guest and said:
Older Kid: "I bet you're 40."
Younger Kid: "No, he's 80!"
Older Kid: "85!"
Younger Kid: "No, he's 100!"
Older Kid: "He's not 100, that's when you die."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
"I'm being haive!" -- 2 year old son, when his mother told him told to behave
"I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!" -- 8 year old son.
"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father
"When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- 5 year old.
A high school teacher asked when surfing was popular in the USA. A cheerleader in the class said, "The 60s." The teacher asked her to be more specific, and she said, confidently, "The 1960s."
He just had an interesting conversation with his sister.
She was talking about the "carcass" of a printer.
Him: "You mean 'cartridge'? 'Carcass' is a dead body."
Her: "Oh, yeah, cartridge! But a dead body is a 'cork'."
Him: "'Cork'? You mean 'corpse'?"
Her: "Uh, yeah."
Conversation overheard at a zoo in Tasmania, where a young kid was looking at a wombat:
Kid: "Look Dad, dog!"
Dad: "No, not a dog. Remember, we talked about what this is?
Kid: (thinks) "Dog!"
Dad: "Noooo. It starts with a 'w'."
Kid: "W......w......w......wdog!"
In a preschool class, two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day the teacher heard one calling the other "Allison." Since there wasn't a single Disney character named Allison, the teacher asked the little girl who she was today. She replied, "Allison Wonderland."
In a party a few weeks ago, a really good friend of a family had brought some cousins, about 7 and 5 years old. The older one looked up at a guest and said:
Older Kid: "I bet you're 40."
Younger Kid: "No, he's 80!"
Older Kid: "85!"
Younger Kid: "No, he's 100!"
Older Kid: "He's not 100, that's when you die."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
"I'm being haive!" -- 2 year old son, when his mother told him told to behave
"I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!" -- 8 year old son.
"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father
"When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- 5 year old.
A high school teacher asked when surfing was popular in the USA. A cheerleader in the class said, "The 60s." The teacher asked her to be more specific, and she said, confidently, "The 1960s."
He just had an interesting conversation with his sister.
She was talking about the "carcass" of a printer.
Him: "You mean 'cartridge'? 'Carcass' is a dead body."
Her: "Oh, yeah, cartridge! But a dead body is a 'cork'."
Him: "'Cork'? You mean 'corpse'?"
Her: "Uh, yeah."
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ReplyDeleteP.S. Awesome Template makeover!
Alok,
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PS: yay \m/ Thanx oxymoron!
wow ..rediscovering childhood or wat? change the txt colour yaar ...the grey against black is real hard to read
ReplyDelete@Farah,
ReplyDeletelolz... Childhood should always STAY!!! The most innocent years of life.
For that gray... is it really that hard to read!!?? come on yaa... kya dosti k liye u cant take itna trouble of reading the text for me?? huh huh?
:P ok ok will make it 1 shade lighter! happpy??
Shwetzzz its not only kids who come up with such quotes ,even you do the same at this age :-P
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Aviiii why not..all learned from you re KK !!
ReplyDeleteand what do mean "THIS AGE" !! :-|
he he :))
ReplyDeleteLoved the one, "no u ain't 100..that's one you die" :P
that's me now too :))
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ReplyDeleteLolz Sachi
ReplyDeleteI cant imagine u saying that to anyone.. expect a kick from them for sure :P
Splendid! You adore kids, don't you? But who doesn't?
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