Kiddie Sayings!
Sometimes kids in their innocence say things that are hilarious. Here's an assortment of selected 'quotations' from kids. Conversation overheard at a zoo in Tasmania, where a young kid was looking at a wombat: Kid: "Look Dad, dog!" Dad: "No, not a dog. Remember, we talked about what this is? Kid: (thinks) "Dog!" Dad: "Noooo. It starts with a 'w'." Kid: "W......w......w......wdog!" In a preschool class, two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day the teacher heard one calling the other "Allison." Since there wasn't a single Disney character named Allison, the teacher asked the little girl who she was today. She replied, "Allison Wonderland." In a party a few weeks ago, a really good friend of a family had brought some cousins, about 7 and 5 years old. The older one looked up at a guest and said: Older Kid: "I bet you're 40." Yo...