Ways to Rankle people ;)
One of the best things I learned in the past few months is how to rankle people :P
1) Show no emotional temperament when the person you are talking to wants to express something. Remember... act like you have no Ears!
2) Always have a different view! Always!... even if you agree to the views of the other person.. change your opinions instantly!
3) Make sure the other person agrees to what you say. Bang their head or yell from the chat window... they should agree to you!
4) If you like Amrita Rao and the other person knows it.... disagree immediately! Say you like Kareena! :D *pukes*
5) If someone advises you something... say it on their face that you don't need any advice from them. :P
6) If you know something they don't like... torture them with that! \m/
7) I know everything, you know nothing! <-- awesome attitude
8) Laugh like a pest --> hiiiihhhuuuhaaahiiiiihaaahuuuu
9) Write everything in CAPS. :D
10) Always be Indecisive and Skeptical.... you are sure to be blocked ! :P
I learned most of these ways (infact all) from a friend of mine. Not a veryyyy good friend (lol), but I know I can trust that fellow! :D Cheers to ya oh pest!
1) Show no emotional temperament when the person you are talking to wants to express something. Remember... act like you have no Ears!
2) Always have a different view! Always!... even if you agree to the views of the other person.. change your opinions instantly!
3) Make sure the other person agrees to what you say. Bang their head or yell from the chat window... they should agree to you!
4) If you like Amrita Rao and the other person knows it.... disagree immediately! Say you like Kareena! :D *pukes*
5) If someone advises you something... say it on their face that you don't need any advice from them. :P
6) If you know something they don't like... torture them with that! \m/
7) I know everything, you know nothing! <-- awesome attitude
8) Laugh like a pest --> hiiiihhhuuuhaaahiiiiihaaahuuuu
9) Write everything in CAPS. :D
10) Always be Indecisive and Skeptical.... you are sure to be blocked ! :P
I learned most of these ways (infact all) from a friend of mine. Not a veryyyy good friend (lol), but I know I can trust that fellow! :D Cheers to ya oh pest!
Now why would someone like to learn that?
ReplyDeleteyou always learn new things from everyone...weather they are close or far fetched friends.. :)
ReplyDelete@Yogesh,
ReplyDeletearee.. I learnt it! just like that. Actually it wasnt a desperate attempt to learn. By the end of these eighth months, I suddenly realized I've learnt it!!! :P now isnt that an amazing discovery and FREE classes! ;)
@ Dishant..
ReplyDelete:D yeah lol... Life is all about learning n accepting! Every day is a new day and each moment we learn something new. What we learn in schools n colleges is nothing compared to what we learn in LIFE :)
Happy Living and Learning! :)
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ReplyDelete@ Jeet..
ReplyDeleteU simply rock man! ;)
I think I'll need to take ur suggestions for my future experiments! :P
WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS THIS SURELY WORKS LIKE A CHARM
ReplyDelete@Avi,
ReplyDeleteYA SURE! WHO ELSE KNOWS THIS BETTER THAN U :P